Julie was at her boss's leaving do. Her boss, Kathy, is Eurasian. As some of her guests gathered around the table of goodies, one remarked rather snidely:
"Eurasians make the best tarts..."
Julie who was trying the tart in question disagreed: "No, my Jackie makes the best tart!"
She wondered at the ensuing laughter.
(Just for the record, our Jackie does make the best tarts. Pineapple. It melts in your mouth)
9 comments:
Sometimes the most innocent comments are the naughtiest!
It's either too early in the morning, or I'm really slow. I didn't understand the story until I read Quilly's remark! Then, of course, had to go back and read the story again - and see that there was no 's' on tarts! NOW I can relate! LOL And now I need breakfast - have never had a pineapple tart - and it sounds really good!
merry christmas jenn!!
Meery Christmas, Jenn!
Merry Christmas, Jenn.
Jenn: The title for book 7 is out. Happy Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
Pink, Nessa and Quilly: Merry merry Christmas to you too. Sorry I had no Christmas message up. Don't worry....will go against tradition and have one for Boxing Day instead. Ta dah!
Nessa: Really? It makes my heart go cold to hear that...but after the death of... I don't really have the heart for HP. But I'll read it anyway, if only because I'm a fan of longstanding (that is, before the movies)
Quilly: You bet!
Jackie: After reading your comment, I went back and re-read the story and realised it wasn't very clear. But I just had to write it. We now call Jackie a tart. Because she isn't.
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