Monday, March 07, 2011

The Most

My life is pieces of paper that I’ll get back to later
I’ll write you a story, how I ended up here
Why the little things make us and how long it takes us
To figure out what matters the most.
(The Most, Lori Mckenna)

Sheldon (in Mandarin): Show me your mucus. Your mucus!

Chinese restaurant manager: Blow your own nose and go away!

Sheldon: This is not a tangerine bicycle.

Restaurant Manager (relapsing into English): Crazy man! Call the police!

Sheldon: No! Don't call the library. Show me your mucus! Oxen are in my bed. Many many oxen.

Restaurant Manager waves Sheldon away with gesture of exasperation.

Sheldon: Aiya!


Jenn said...

In case you were wondering which Sheldon, it's Dr Sheldon Cooper, you know the one?

John Calica said...


Jenn said...

Yes. It's my current addiction. And I just can't seem to get enough of it.

Jenn said...

One thing I wanna know is, what Sheldon actually meant to say when he was talking about oxen in his bed. Many, many oxen.