Sunday, August 05, 2007

Jackie's List - Christmas Edition

Things have been getting a little dark here lately. I thought I would let my sister Jackie lighten things up (if not her, who?) with her Christmas list from last year.

We're very proud of our resident genius.

I mean it!!!


Dear All,

In keeping with the crass commercialism of the season, I've produced my own definitive Christmas list of all the things I absolutely can live without but wouldn't mind having anyway. Let's further exploit our already beleagured planet's diminishing resources as much as we can whilst we still can.


- a good pair of black jeans- the kind that has to be hand-sewn by little Indonesian orphans for the benevolent multinational corporations who take such good care of them;

- rubix cube, rubicube or whatever- I think it's gonna make a comeback and i wanna be at the forefront of this retro revolution;

- chef's hat and/or apron with funny and/or ironic message. (Ironic means ready-to-wear);

-comfy sandals- the kind Jesus wore. He walked a lot of miles, on land and water and didn't get corns;

- contact lenses- my New Year's resolution is to periodically stick my finger in my eye, so give me a reason to otherwise I'll be displaying behaviour that deviates from social and statistical norms and that can't be good for my image;

- Peace on Earth

Well that's all folks. Hope this gives you an insight into the complex inner workings of my mind... or whatever. Btw I was just kidding about the peace on earth bit.

Let's tear this century a new one!!!!



lemontree said...

jackie sure has a sense of humour. enjoyed reading her light heated approach!

goldennib said...

Now that's a proper Christmas Wish List. No wonder you are so proud.

Jenn said...

Lemon: That's my little sister!

Nessa: Yeah, I know. :)

certified genius said...

Oo iz deez Kahl Veen????

Jenn said...

Yo certified! Or at least certifiable!

It is not Kahlveen, it is Jack-ie...

(not your sister) Jackie said...

I like your sister's sense of humor! Bet you two have alot of fun together.

Jenn said...

Wackie Jackie is the best!